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Bash Trash Jump
02:39
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Had a little party in the garbage dump
Bash the Trash was there and they began to thump
Well, the joint was jumpin'and the band began to thrash
You should’ve heard them bash that trash
Let’s go down to the garbage dump
And boogie woogie woogie to the bash trash jump
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Let’s go down to the garbage dump
And boogie woogie woogie to the bash trash jump
Johnny B was playing on the plastic straw
His wife Carina had a musical saw
The drummer from Bolivia went crash boom bang
The whole rhythm section was the clunk-a-junk gang
Let’s go down to the landfill
And boogie woogie woogie til we get a thrill
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Let’s go down to the garbage dump
And boogie woogie woogie to the bash trash jump
Plastic number 1 said to number 3
You’re the cutest bottle that I ever did see
I sure would like to be recycled with you
C’mon let’s jump into a bin so blue
Let’s go down to the rubbish heap
And boogie woogie woogie and we’ll never sleep
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Dancin to the Bash Trash jump
Let’s go down to the landfill
And boogie woogie woogie til we get a thrill
Let’s go down to the rubbish heap
And boogie woogie woogie til we never sleep
Let’s go down to the garbage dump
And boogie woogie woogie to the bash trash jump
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2. |
Thing Jam
01:55
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3. |
Ice Cream Tragedy
03:49
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My dad and I went to the park
One beautiful summer’s day
We played a lot and I got hot
I had to have ice cream to stay
Just at that moment an ice cream truck
Pulled into the lot nearby
And started to play an ice cream jingle
That made me want to cry
La la lai
La la lai
We have fabulous wonderful ice cream
La la lai
La la lai
We have fabulous wonderful ice cream
The ice cream truck played a jingle
That I never had heard before
Three scoops I got and then three more
Of chocolate chip and strawberry
And sprinkled on the top of it
Were sparkles and nuts and a cherry
The chocolate syrup was oozing down
As I raised the cone to my face
I must have slipped on that oozing syrup
For the ice cream cone spun into space
Bye bye bye
Bye bye bye
To that fabulous wonderful ice cream
Bye bye bye
Bye bye bye
To that fabulous wonderful ice cream
Oh why can’t I just lean over
And lick it right off the ground?
Now I have seen my share of things
That go disastrously wrong
From girls who’ve seen my underwear
To being caught stealing cookies from mom
But I never tasted an ice cream cone
That looked just perfect like that
That dairy sensation was turned to frustration
As it hit the floor with splat
Bye bye bye
Bye bye bye
To that fabulous wonderful ice cream
Bye bye bye
Bye bye bye
To that fabulous wonderful ice cream
Bye bye bye
Bye bye
Bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Bye – bye-bye
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4. |
Surfin' Bertles
02:12
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5. |
Forbidden Tango
03:25
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My mother told me that eef
Eef I don’t brush my teef
They will turn brown and then fall on the ground
And will bounce all the way down the subway grate
They will turn gray and then all rot away
And then my only food will be bread
My father told me with wrath
If I don’t take a bath
Mushrooms will grow in my armpits
And moss on my back and mold on my tippy-toes
He told me bugs will jump up from the rugs
And will make a new home in my clothes
Oh why do they tell us these lies
Oh why do they tell us these lies
Is it fair that they get to demand
What I can wear and what I can’t
Grandma said everyone knows
If I don’t change my clothes
They might stand up and jump out of the window
and then steal your bike and go for – a - ride
They might go out for an ice cream
With money you left in your pocket last night
Oh why do they tell us these lies
Oh why do they tell us these lies
Is it fair that they get to demand
What I can eat and what I can’t
For I would
Eat up whatever I desired even
Just before bed time I would get a bowl and
take lots of pretzels mixed with bacon bits and
marshmallows and pepperoni pie
And then I’d
Pour a bunch of gravy on top of it and then I’d slice it up with pizza crust and a hard boiled egg and franks and beans and mash it up with ice cream and some sprinkles on it and a cherry on top (etc etc etc...) and pineapple!
My mother told me that eef
Eef I don’t brush my teef
They will turn brown and then fall on the ground
And will bounce all the way down the subway grate
They will turn gray and then all rot away
And then my only food will be bread
They will turn gray and then all rot away
And then my only food will be bread – ALL BREAD
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6. |
The Choke Artist
04:44
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I wanna tell you a story
About a man with a serious condition
This ain’t no allegory
It was a case of automatic transmission
He lived just like the rest of us
A life of boredom and rage
But he was different and highly contagious
A look from him and your luck will change
The choke artist causes everyone
To choke on everything that they try to do
He’d suck the luck right of you and throw away the husk
Of an empty person that used to be you
Some people just aren’t lucky
They live their life on a whim
But the choke artist is a vampire
Luck is his blood and you are his victim
I know what you’re thinking
Your luck just couldn’t get worse
But believe me, it’s never for the better
It’s like your life is under a curse
You might be the highest roller on the Vegas Strip
Within a day, you’ll be in a barrel
You might be pond-scum but let me tell you son
There is always room below you on the evolution ladder
So find a four-leaf clover
A rabbit’s foot, or salt over your shoulder
And if your luck grows ever colder
You know the choke artist has achieved his mission
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7. |
Gonna Bash the Trash
03:05
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Say you got some garbage
You don’t wanna throw it away
Change it to an instrument
Use it in a different way, oh yeah
We’re gonna bash the trash
Gonna bash the trash
Gonna bash gonna bash
Gonna bash the trash
Gonna bash the trash
Gonna smash the trash
Gonna bash gonna bash
Gonna bash……the trash
Bash…….the trash
You can make a bendjo
Play it every night and day
You can make a French hose
And drive your little sister insane
We’re gonna bash the trash
Gonna bash the trash
Gonna bash gonna bash
Gonna bash the trash
Gonna bash the trash
Gonna smash the trash
Gonna bash gonna bash
Gonna bash……the trash
Bash…….the trash
Say you got some garbage
You don’t wanna throw it away
Change it to an instrument
Use it in a different way, oh yeah
We’re gonna bash the trash
Gonna bash the trash
Gonna bash gonna bash
Gonna bash the trash
Gonna bash the trash
Gonna smash the trash
Gonna bash gonna bash
etc.
Gonna bash……the trash
Bash…….the trash
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8. |
You Really Got Me
02:47
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Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know where I'm goin', yeah
Oh Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
You really got me
You really got me
You really got me
Please, don't ever let me be
I only wanna be by your side
Please, don't ever let me be
I only wanna be by your side
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin', yeah
Oh yeah, you really got me now
Got me so I can't sleep at night
You really got me
You really got me
You really got me
Oh
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know where I'm goin', yeah
Oh yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
You really got me
You really got me
You really got me
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I won’t go to sleep
There’s too much cool stuff going on
I just need a minute to conquer this planet
I won’t go to sleep
My mom tells me
That real life is nothing
Compared to the life in my head
She says you can have these amazing adventures
While you are dreaming asleep in bed
You’ll see all those you love
You’ll spread your wings and fly
visit places magical and others that aren’t magical
You’ll stroll through jungles green
And talk to animals
And have birthday parties on elephants’ backs
And the eagles will take us up to the sky
To show us the world from their air
Then swoop down to swim with dolphins
And the water will play with our hair
These are the kinds of things that my mother
says that I’ll see when I doze
But I won’t see any of these awesome things
Unless I can figure out how my eyes can close
We’ll swim through silver cities
Underneath the sea
Explore all the watery caverns having adventures
Then surf up to the beach
Where elves will serve us food
The most delicious that I ever tasted
And all of my friends
Will play with me
And no one will ever tease me or make fun of me
Mom never will be angry with me
And dad will always take me for ice cream
And all of my friends
Will play with me
And no one will tease me again
Mom never will be mad at me
dad will always take me for ice....
(zzzz)
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10. |
Think Big
04:56
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Donny was that kind of neat-freak
Everything had to be in its place
He looked at his plastic bottle
Well it’s empty, what is its place?
Donny knew that many bottles
Got into the rivers and floated down
Forming giant islands of garbage
Drifting in the deep blue sea
Donny used his think big powers and
Decided to clean up the trash from the waters
He gathered a team and designed and built
An amazing incredible clean-up ship
And he built a ship to clean up the garbage
No more trash in the deep blue sea
He built a ship to clean up the garbage
The dolphins are waving at us happily
Ya gotta think big
Think big baby
Big solutions for all of the earth
Ya gotta think big
Think big baby
Take a look at that bottle say what can I do
Sherry was a star of neatness
She wanted to see order even in the skies
A place for everything in this universe
But she had one problem…
Sherry knew that broken satellites
Were littering the area around our earth
she said we’re even filling outer space with our garbage
She wouldn’t stand for that, no way!
Sherry used her think big powers and
Decided to clean up the trash from the orbit
She gathered a team and designed and built
An awesome incredible clean-up spaceship
She built a spaceship to pick up the garbage
No more trash in outer space
She built a spaceship to pick up the garbage
The aliens are looking for a summer place
Ya gotta think big
Think big baby
Big solutions for all of the earth
Ya gotta think big
Think big baby
Take a look at that bottle say what can I do
Ya gotta think baby think
Ya gotta think big
Think big baby
Big solutions for all of the earth
Ya gotta think big
Think big baby
Take a look at that bottle say what can I do
Ya gotta think big
Think big baby
Big solutions for all of the earth
Ya gotta think big
Think big baby
Take a look at that bottle say what can I do
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11. |
BT Boogie
02:24
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Everybody do the BT Boogie
Everybody do the BT Boogie
Jump up and down
Shake it all around
Feet on the floor
Shake it up some more
Everybody do the BT Boogie
Take it on down
Take it on down
Take it on down to the bayou
Down to the bayou yeah
Everybody do the BT Boogie
Everybody do the BT Boogie
Kids jump and bound
Babies roll around
Grandparents dance
Moms and dads romance
Everybody do the BT Boogie
Bring it on back
Bring it on back
Bring it on back from the bayou
Back from the bayou yeah
Everybody do the BT Boogie
Everybody do the BT Boogie
Take it on down
Take it on down
Take it on down to the bayou
Down to the bayou
Bring it on back
Bring it on back
Bring it on back from the bayou
Back from the bayou
Take it on down
Take it on down
Take it on down to the bayou
Take it on down
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Bash the Trash New York, New York
Bash the Trash bring songs and music written during 30+ years of non-stop performing at festivals, schools and other venues. The instruments are built from ordinary stuff that you would normally throw away, but they sound amazing! Spanning genres as well as generations, BTT's music has been experienced and loved by children and their adults in venues around the United States and the world. ... more
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